He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you will always have a special place in my vag
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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