Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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