Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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