I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
