We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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