I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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