Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
this is an emotional support booty call
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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