Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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