You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
