his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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