Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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