I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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