if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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