the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm at about main and main street
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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