I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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