I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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