Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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