smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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