she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
one two three fourrrrnication!
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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