He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
