I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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