i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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