Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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