Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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