Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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