hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
wow bdsm is so cute
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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