I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
try to milk me bitch
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