it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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