p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Randomize
