Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You are a genius and a whore.
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