At least make sure they are 18
Why
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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