Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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