No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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