Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Randomize
