so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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