I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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