good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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