And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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