Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I am naked and annoyed.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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