If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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