At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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