JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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