Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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