this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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