did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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