He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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