I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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