I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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