Me too!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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