All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
