D3 body, D1 cock
id be glad to
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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