I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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