is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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