Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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