Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
