the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
